We all have our awkward breakfast moments. Funny Breakfast Captions For Instagram will help you finish your day in a humorous way. Use it to start your morning or just when you want a bit of humour…
Life is all about firsts, and breakfast is no different. The first meal of the day is a special moment for us humans—so we’re sharing our favorite Instagram captions for your morning feed.
Funny Breakfast Captions For Instagram
1. Breakfast tastes better when you have the right caption.
2. 🤗 Breakfast: the most important meal of the day!
3. Life is too short to eat boring breakfasts.
4. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day—and it can be a lot of fun too.
5. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Come on, admit it.
6. What do you do when you’re hungry but too much of a cliché to eat breakfast? You make a dangerous decision—you skip breakfast and start the day with coffee.
7. Food is the best. Why not send a little love to your food?
8. The best way to start the day is with a witty caption.
9. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
10. The morning after when you’re so exhausted that you can barely open your eyes, let alone drink coffee.
11. It’s not just what’s on your plate, it’s how you put it there.
12. I’m a morning person, but I can still do things in the afternoon.
13. Waking up is easy. Getting out of bed is hard.
14. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It makes you more alert and energized for the rest of your day.
15. Breakfast is always the right time to start your day with a smile. ☕🍳
16. You’re never too old to eat pancakes. Or at least I hope not 😃 #BreakfastSquad
17. Happy Monday! It’s time to get the weekend started right with a captivating breakfast moment.
18. There’s a ton of breakfast options out there, but these 10 recipes will get you started on your day.
19. Raising the bar for breakfast.
20. The most important meal of the day can start with a smile. 😋😜
21. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Don’t skip it.
22. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
23. The breakfast club: a group of four like-minded individuals who meet up each morning to discuss their feelings and expectations.
24. It’s Monday. Wake up, have coffee, and start your week with a smile.
25. You’re on a roll this morning. Keep it up!
26. The grumpiest of the early birds.
27. You’re the kind of person who refuses to sit in a seat that doesn’t have their name on it.
28. Breakfast is a time to start the day right. It’s also the perfect time to share a funny caption with your friends.
29. When you go to eat breakfast and see this in your bowl. 😂
30. Wake up to the smell of pancakes in the morning. What a great start to your day.👏🏻
31. I’m a cereal fiend. I can eat it at any time of the day, except when I’m supposed to be working. #breakfastforthewin
32. We’re counting down the days until breakfast.
33. When you’re having a bad hair day, it’s a good day to have eggs on toast.
34. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
35. Don’t forget to eat breakfast before the sun comes up. ☀☕
36. You know that feeling when you’re really hungry, but you’re too embarrassed to ask for another piece of toast?
37. It’s a good thing I got up early this morning because the breakfast was so worth it.
38. How do you start the day? With coffee, because it’s the only way to get going.
39. Don’t let a lack of coffee stop you from getting up and doing good this morning.
40. When you want to start your day off with a bang, but still want to be a good citizen and wait for rush hour…
41. Coffee makes me a happy camper.
42. Wake up, smell the coffee and enjoy your morning with these funny captions for Instagram.
43. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and you need to start it off right with a funny caption.
44. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so don’t skimp on your caption.
45. Breakfast is best served with a smile. 😌 ❤
46. Life is too short to eat boring breakfasts.
47. Breakfast is the most fun meal of the day.
48. A photo caption is the easiest way to tell your story. Take a look at these funny captions to inspire your next post!
49. Inbox me if you’re hungry for breakfast. (No, I’m not going to send you my number.)
50. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but it can still be stressful.
51. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
52. Try making this for your next breakfast.
53. It’s a pancake day for me.
54. Don’t be a morning person.
55. If you didn’t get enough eggs in your omelet this morning, here’s something else to try: an egg-stravaganza. 😉
56. Your morning needs a little bit of wackiness. Breakfast can be a challenge, but it doesn’t have to be when you have us.
57. Who said breakfast has to be boring? 🥕😎
58. You don’t have to be a breakfast expert to know that eggs are the best.
59. The perfect caption for your friends who love bacon.
60. Don’t get too serious over breakfast
61. It’s the best part of the day. Breakfast of champions.
62. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
63. Can’t go wrong with a good omelet 😍
64. A man’s breakfast consists of the things he has to do in the next five hours.
65. You always have time to eat breakfast, because you never go to bed hungry.
66. Coffee is better with a friend, but tea can be fun too.
67. When you’re tired of scrambled eggs and toast, it’s time for a change of pace.
68. Sometimes you wake up with a smile on your face and a song in your heart.
69. There’s nothing better than a good breakfast unless it’s a good breakfast and a funny caption
70. Good morning, Internet. It’s time to get your day started with some funny captions for Instagram!
71. We do breakfast, right? 😜🙌
72. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. You can’t afford to skip it (or Instagram it).
73. It’s hard to find a good breakfast. It’s even harder when it’s from the same place you get your favorite coffee. 😜😉
74. We all have that one friend who could eat breakfast every day…and then some.
75. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. No matter how busy you are, you always have time for breakfast
76. Breakfast time is the perfect time to start a new day.
77. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
78. Don’t take yourself too seriously, eat a bagel and get woke.
79. Breakfast is the most important meal. Coffee is for wimps.
80. There are only so many ways you can eat eggs before they get boring.
81. Food is my spirit animal.
82. When you see yourself in the mirror, you can’t believe this is your life
83. It’s not always easy finding the right thing to say about breakfast. But these Instagram captions are sure to have you talking all morning long.
84. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It’s where you start your day and make or break it. So stop eating cereal and start making a Hashtag.
85. We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. ☀
86. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So don’t forget to smile, talk, and eat with us! ☀🍂
87. You don’t have to be a morning person to enjoy a delicious breakfast.
88. A good breakfast starts with a dash of interest, and a pinch of snark.
89. A toast to breakfast, a toast to everything.🍳
90. If this breakfast is any indication of what my life is going to be like for the rest of the year, I think all signs are pointing to Happy.
91. #Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It’s also the most important meal of the week.
92. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
93. The only thing we need in life is coffee, bacon, and more coffee.
94. Mine would be something like this, “If you give a man a pancake and he’ll eat for an hour, if you give him two pancakes, he’ll eat for a day.”
95. The most important meal of the day.
96. I’m not sure if it’s the coffee, or just me.
97. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. The key to a productive morning? Coffee and a funny caption.
98. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially if it involves a joke. 😂
99. What’s the best breakfast to wake up to?
100. Eggs. Toast. Coffee. Hashtag: #ThePerfectBreakfast
101. If you’re going to have breakfast for dinner, make it a good one.
102. This is the kind of breakfast that makes you want to do ten push-ups after eating.
103. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It sets the tone for the rest of your day!
104. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. What time do you eat?
105. It’s a good morning, but it could be better if you had some waffles.
106. Good morning to another day of coffee and brunch.
107. I’m hungry, but Instagram says I shouldn’t eat anything right now. I’ll just have a couple of bites of this.
108. A morning meal is incomplete without these 🍳
109. Waking up to a camera is like waking up with a smile on your face, except you get so much more. 😀
110. Life is better with friends and coffee. ☕️
111. The first thing I see when I wake up is my Instagram notifications. It’s the best part of my day. #firstthing
112. Your morning routine is about to get a lot more interesting with these funny breakfast captions for Instagram
113. The best thing about mornings is the pancakes.
114. You can’t rush a good breakfast. You can only hope it lasts until lunch. ☕😁
115. Breakfast is the best – because you get to eat with your friends.
116. Don’t judge me, but I thought I’d start my day with a bowl of cereal 😊😀
117. I’m hungry for a mountain of pancakes.
118. Eat your breakfast off of a bigger plate, so you can have more fun at brunch with your friends.
119. The only thing that could make a pancake breakfast better is if it was accompanied by a witty caption. #CuppaTea
120. How can you be mad at breakfast? It’s like they made it just for you.
121. Breakfast is a time for celebrating the little things. Like your morning coffee and croissant, for example. #Breakfast
122. A good morning starts with a great breakfast 👌
123. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. You’ll never be late for it again if you wait until this point to eat it.
124. In the morning, coffee helps you get out of bed. In the afternoon, it keeps you there 🍃
125. Join us for a morning of Pancakes, Tea, and Laughter.
126. I’m a morning person, but still.
127. What is your favorite breakfast food?
128. Can’t. Even. Finish. This. Breakfast. It’s all so good! #breakfast
129. If breakfast was a thing, we’d be so lucky to have it every day.
130. #Breakfast should be a little different every day.
131. The best part of waking up is… (insert breakfasts)
132. When you’re having a bad hair day 🤡 and you still have time to make it to brunch 😴
133. Breakfast of champions, you guys. 😍🤗
134. We’re still trying to figure out what to have for breakfast… 😜
135. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
136. Good morning, good eggs. 👌💪
137. Have you ever had a day that was so good, that breakfast was optional?
138. Don’t judge us, we’re on a diet.. 👍😜
139. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
140. Don’t let the perfect opportunity slip by without making it memorable.
141. We’re not just here for breakfast, we’re here for breakfast captions. 🍳
142. We don’t know what you did last night, but we’re feeling extra hungry this morning.
143. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and what better way to start your day than with a smile? 🥚
144. Hashtag breakfast of champions.
145. The best way to wake up? Breakfast. 🍵
146. There is no better way to start your day than with a big bowl of coffee, your phone, and a good caption!
147. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Breakfast is also the only meal that gets better with age.
148. The only way to start the day is with a big mug of coffee and a good laugh.
149. When you don’t want to drop the phone because you’re too busy looking at Instagram captions 👀
150. So many plates to fill. Who’s up for breakfast?
151. The only way to stay in shape is to keep your mouth wide open. #TGIF
152. We deserve a little extra coffee this morning.
153. The only morning I don’t get out of bed for is Monday mornings.
154. Don’t say, “I don’t like eggs.” Say, “I couldn’t stop thinking about eggs.”
155. It’s not just a meal, it’s a moment.
156. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It’s a great time to start your day off right with some laughs and good food!
157. We’re so happy that breakfast is no longer just a meal, but a way of life. #BreakfastIsLife
158. Nothing can ruin a good morning like breakfast. 😂
159. We bring together eggs, bacon, and coffee to make breakfast a little bit more interesting.
160. Gotta feed your family well and have enough left over for yourself #satisfyingbreakfast
161. You know the feeling when you wake up and you’re still hungry but you’ve already had your breakfast? It’s called a “Breakfast Hangover.”
162. I love mornings because I get to eat egg whites and take a nap on the same day.
163. Food is the answer to all of life’s little problems. But don’t worry—if that fails, you can always order a stack of pancakes.
164. We all love eggs because they are so versatile. Here’s what you can do with your eggs when they’re not in a bowl 😉
165. When you wake up and look at the ceiling, you know that it’s time to eat breakfast.
166. Throwback to that one time when I got so excited about my eggs.
167. I’m a morning person, that needs coffee.
168. Breakfast is a time for people to be on their best behavior and say things they might not normally say.
169. If you love eggs, toast and coffee then this is the caption for you.
170. A good breakfast starts with a good laugh.
171. What’s for breakfast? A golden opportunity to use this caption to make a pun.
172. Breakfast isn’t just a meal. It’s a state of mind.
173. Waking up in the morning is rough. Let’s be honest, it feels like a sacrifice. But we’ve got something that’ll make it all worth it: breakfast.
174. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so you should always make it a good one.
175. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
176. Nourishing your morning with a #MorningMood.
177. This morning I had no idea where the eggs came from, but they were delicious.
178. Breakfast of champions.
179. Hey, morning people. Wake up and smell the coffee? 😎
180. A morning without coffee is a wasted life.
181. Your morning isn’t complete without a delicious breakfast.
182. Making breakfast even more exciting.
183. What’s your favorite breakfast? We’re making one today: coffee, bacon, and eggs. 🍳🥔
184. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Especially when you’re on Instagram sharing it with the world 😉
185. Nothing like a morning that starts with coffee and ends with a photo of pancakes.
186. Sweet and savory are my favorite breakfast combinations. 🥚 🧀 💛
187. Your morning is the perfect time to get creative with your captions.
188. It’s never too early to start your day with a good laugh. 😁
189. I’m not sure who first said it, but #breakfastisthemostimportantmealoftheday? I believe it was a man named Chet Lemon. 😉
190. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It helps set you up for success on all activities throughout the day. 😜
191. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
192. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s a pancake! 😆
193. We’re not sure if we should be excited or scared. We just know that we want to eat it all right now.
194. You know you’re a mom when you wake up at 5 a.m. and can’t go back to sleep because your tiny humans will start crying…
195. We’ve got a little something for everyone this morning. 🥛 🍳 🍫
196. Enjoy a good morning with these funny breakfast captions for Instagram.
197. Tag your friends and family in this hilarious breakfast caption contest.
198. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It’s also the best time to plan a caption that’s going to be cute, funny, and relatable.
199. Don’t miss out on this LOL-inducing breakfast of champions! 👌
200. Don’t just eat your breakfast; live it. 😍
201. Wake up to these captions on your Instagram feed.
202. Wake up to the best news of all: breakfast is served 🍳☕
203. #Breakfasttime is the best time, but #breakfasttime is always better with your best friend.
204. The term “breakfast” is often used as a euphemism for something that’s really good. 😂
205. Nothing tastes better than a good omelet and a good coffee 😍 #breakfast
206. Breakfast is the most important meal, right? 🍳
207. What’s better than coffee in the morning? Coffee with a side of breakfast! 🥑
208. Eating breakfast muffins is the only way to start a day.
209. Merry Christmas and happy breakfast!
210. Let’s grab some food and have a chat.
211. Who says breakfast has to be boring?
212. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. You’re gonna need it to get through this morning! 💪
213. Yeah, we’re all in on the whole breakfast thing.
214. How do you like your eggs? In a bowl? On the side? In a wrap? 😉
215. We break it down for you, but we’re pretty sure it starts with eggs and toast. 🍳☕
216. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
217. Breakfast of champions, breakfast of champions, let’s go!
218. How to make the most of your weekend? Get up, bake, and grab a coffee.
219. I’m about to eat some eggs. 😋
220. You won’t believe it until you try it but if you do, you won’t regret it.