Dogs are obviously the best kind of friends. They’re loyal, funny, endearingly adorable, and a heck of a lot of fun to be with. You wouldn’t think that anyone who doesn’t own one would enjoy these facts, but like they say — all cats can look at paws. Here are some hilarious birthday captions you can use on your dog’s Instagram profile!
Funny Dog Birthday Caption For Instagram
1. Because you can’t be a good dog owner without some funny captions for Instagram
2. When your dog is the hit of his birthday party 🐶
3. When your dog’s first birthday comes around, you can’t be too careful.
4. Happy Birthday to my sweet baby girl. You’re the most amazing dog I know, and I love you so much ♥
5. When only the best quotes can cheer you up on this birthday of yours. Happy Birthday
6. We’re all about celebrating life’s sweet moments with our beloved fur babies. #rufflesandhugs
7. Happy birthday to our fur-baby, all 2 pounds of him. 😂
8. Happy Birthday, you silly mutt. Here’s to another year of adventures and shenanigans. 🐶💕
9. You know the best part about turning one? Your dog won’t be so annoying.
10. We’re dog years old and still running around like puppies.
11. Happy Birthday to my best pal in the whole world. I love you more than anyone else could know, except maybe for my girlfriend. 😜
12. Happy birthday to the one and only 🐶🎂
13. The best birthday gift is a nap.
14. The one and only birthday present I’ve ever asked for — to be him. Happy Birthday, boy! 😉
15. Happy birthday! 🎂🐶
16. Happy Birthday to my little funny dog. You’re the best birthday gift a dog could ever ask for. I love you so much! ❤️
17. May you have a dog’s age of this lol 🐶 #DogBirthdayParty
18. Today is the day we celebrate you, Mr. Dog 🐶💕#dogdaysofinstagram
19. When your dog is like no joke and his birthday just happened to be this week.👶
20. Happy Birthday to the happiest dog in the world, who can never get old.
21. Happy Birthday, dog. You make me so happy.
22. Happy birthday to my best friend, the best dog ever. I don’t know what life would be like without you. Happy birthday, buddy!
23. I’m a very happy, healthy dog. What’s your excuse? 😜
24. I’m so happy I don’t have to feel bad about not being a dog. 😂
25. I’m all about being my true self. The wiggly, waggly, wackiest dog ever.
26. Dogs don’t react well to surprises. Here’s a list of some of their favorite things they don’t want you to know:
27. The best birthday ever!
28. Happy birthday to my sweet, funny, and loyal friend.
29. Happy birthday to my best friend who has the purest soul and most adorable face. Here’s to another year of cozy nights by the fire, delicious treats, and endless snuggles. 😋
30. Happy birthday to this nugget of joy.🎂👶
31. Dog birthday celebration is the best! 😻😻😻🐶
32. Get ready for the cutest Doggy birthday party.
33. Happy dog birthday to this hilarious goofball.
34. Happy birthday to my best friend in the whole wide world. You’re not just a dog, you’re my best friend too. Love you, girl. 🐶 😳
35. When your dog is aging, one thing is certain: life is no longer beautiful. 🧢😔
36. What do you get a dog who has everything? A puppy! 😁
37. Remember: A dog is a man’s best friend. And the best part is, it doesn’t matter which kind he has.
38. We’re getting a dog because we’re just that awesome. We may even name her after you (we’re not sure yet).
39. My life is complete. I do all the things that make people happy and they bring me joy! Thank you all for such an amazing birthday, girl! 🐶💕
40. I’m a dog. I do tricks, I fetch and I roll on my back.
41. We think the word “adorable” doesn’t begin to do this pup justice. 🐾🥂
42. Happy birthday to our little man, whose wheels turn fast enough to make us dizzy. To infinity and beyond!
43. Can’t believe it’s been a year already. I know, right?
44. You can’t choose the haters, but you can choose to ignore them.
45. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the house.
46. 🐶🎉 It’s your birthday! 💗 Have the best day ever with this cute puppy.
47. Happy dog of the day to my little buddy. You are full of energy, you are a love bug, and you rock my world! Happy birthday, puppy!!!
48. There’s this dog we have to take care of because he’s the only one that can keep his owner from doing dumb things. Happy Birthday, buddy!
49. Just remember to get your dog a gift this year
50. No one understands your love for biscuits and bacon more than your dog.🥳
51. Happy birthday! Here’s to a year full of pups and hugs. 🐶🎈
52. If your dog could make you laugh, what would she say?
53. We’re not sure what she has against birthday cakes, but the look on her face after this one is pure joy. 😉
54. Can’t coexist with a cuter dog.
55. When it comes to birthday presents, you can’t go wrong with peanut butter!
56. When it’s your birthday, and you don’t get champagne 😉
57. Happy Birthday to the one and only “It’s my Bday! Whatcha gonna do?”
58. Happy birthday to my best friend and hero. You’re the light of my life and I’m so happy we’re together ❤
59. I wish my birthday was a little more like this.
60. He’s always the life of the party. 🐶🎂
61. I’m a big dog. I’m a big dog with a big heart and a big appetite for life. Happy Birthday 🐶 🎈
62. A dog’s birthday is the best! Happy birthday, @k9_baller_jones.
63. oh, my dog is turning 9 and I got a cake for him 😍
64. When you see your dog’s reflection in the mirror and he’s looking so handsome; it’s the best feeling in the world.
65. Since they can be so funny, who doesn’t want a dog as a friend? 🐶💕
66. Happy birthday, pooch! Here’s a cake that you can eat.
67. All dogs are welcome to our party, but we prefer dogs with dog ears.
68. Happy Birthday, you’re the #1 best friend in the entire world. I love you more than pizza and ice cream combined.🐶
69. When your dog is a genius, you celebrate with a cake.
70. Come on, we’re not all this cool. But this dog sure is 😉
71. Happy Birthday to this cutie pie! May your days be full of fun and laughter.
72. That’s what we call a birthday pupper!
73. Happy birthday to my best friend. I may be a bit biased but we have the best time together.🐶☀
74. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. You are the most hilarious and amazing person I’ve ever known! I’ve never regretted spending so much time with you, and neither will you.
75. You are so great. Happy birthday, my friend! 🎉
76. Funny dog birthday caption for Instagram. A funny dog birthday caption will make your photo go viral.
77. Happy birthday to this hilarious dog who wears a cape has a huge belly and loves getting belly rubs 😬
78. Your pups wish you a happy birthday with these tags.
79. The only thing cuter than a puppy is a dog that has a nice birthday cake. Hooray for the fur-ever birthday dog, who is about to have a very sweet day.
80. The only thing that’s more hilarious than a birthday dog is your reaction 😂😂
81. Happy Birthday to the world’s best pooch.
82. Happy Birthday, buddy! You’re the best dog ever. 😉
83. The best birthday present I ever got was a fresh batch of puppy smiles 🤗😃
84. These days, all you need is a good dog – and the right hashtag.
85. When it’s your birthday, you get to decide how you want to celebrate🎉
86. When you’re a pup, and all the other dogs want to play with you but instead, you just lie in the grass and smell them
87. We are all blessed to be here and grateful for every day. Happy birthday, boy! 🐶
88. Happy Birthday, you beautiful goofball.
89. We can always count on this guy to make us laugh 🐶 💕
90. Happy Birthday, Biscuit! May your birthday be full of bones and biscuits
91. When your dog lives in your Instagram bio and has a birthday every week. This is what happens when you #loveyourdog.
92. It’s not a birthday unless we got the chance to share one of those silly dogs on our Instagram. Happy Birthday, Kiki!
93. She’s not a dog. She’s a beautiful friend. Happy Birthday, #Maddie 😁
94. From the biggest puppy to the smallest pup, we hope you enjoy your birthday and all the happiness that comes along with it. We know how much you love to play in puddles, so you should be especially pleased today. 😉
95. It’s a dog’s world, we just live in it. Happy birthday, doggo!🐶
96. Happy birthday to our favorite dog and the best friend we ever had. We love you all the way to the moon and back!
97. Today is the day that my dog turns 8! Happy 8th Birthday little one! 😊
98. Sometimes it’s hard to remember that these pups are still in diapers. #birthday
99. We’re celebrating your birthday! And, what better way to do it than by throwing a party at a dog park? 😎
100. Happy birthday, pupper!🐶
101. Happy Belated Birthday, ya mutt 🎉
102. Happy birthday, sweet boy. There’s nothing like a happy birthday to get you ready for a day with your best friend. 🎈🐶
103. Woof, woof! It’s my birthday and I’m all growly. Thanks for all the licks and treats and cuddles 😼🐾
104. Happy Birthday, @laserdog 🎂
105. Happy birthday, my little sweetheart. I love you more than cake with sprinkles 🍰🎂
106. The cutest birthday wishes for my friend’s dog.🐶
107. Happy Birthday, you silly pooch! You’re only a year old and already I find myself texting you incessantly. I know it must be hard for you to keep up with all my crazy life, but I still love ya. 😜
108. Hey everybody! We got a dog’s birthday today, and we couldn’t be happier. 😂💕
109. How’d you celebrate your dog for his birthday? Who knows! Me and my best friend, Boo.
110. Happy birthday, big doggie! We love you this much ❤️
111. Happy birthday to this little doggo who loves to play. 😆👶
112. Happy birthday, you silly canine. We love you!
113. Happy birthday to the best doggy in the world.
114. A dog’s life is the greatest party. 💖
115. Happy birthday to my #1 boy, who loves everything and everyone. I love you, doggo.
116. “I don’t know if I got a doggie or a big puppy. But I love being your dog!”
117. A dog’s best friend is another dog in suit.
118. You’re so cute I could eat you up 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶
119. What a year it’s been. Cheers to the cutest birthday boy ever. 😉
120. That bark is obviously a sign of happiness. 🐶👏🏻
121. Why did we choose this birthday caption? Because even dogs have their own unique personalities that make them the cutest. 😉
122. Happy dog birthday to the pet who makes us laugh and gives us all that extra pep we need in life. Wishing you a doggone fine day, buddy!
123. Let’s celebrate this little pup’s birthday with a birthday cake that says he’s the sweetest of them all.
124. Happy birthday to the most lovable, cuddly, and totally goofy dog in the world. I love you forever and ever—even when you’re not looking too happy about it. Happy birthday, Waffles (and may your special day be filled with puppy kisses)!
125. Happy Birthday to the most handsome, funniest, and happiest dog on the planet. I love you more today than ever before!
126. When your dog is too cool for school and the only thing he knows how to do is pose for Instagram photos.
127. What does your dog like the most? Birthday cakes, cupcakes, and ice cream.
128. Happy birthday, woof. You’ve been a good boy these last 3 years and I hope to celebrate more of your fun birthdays to come 😃
129. Happy birthday to my sweet little pup. May your life be filled with 7 seconds of excitement and 5 minutes of snuggling every day. 🐶🍂
130. Happy Birthday, Sweety! You’re the cutest dog in the world! Here’s to another 10 years of being your silly self.
131. The best part about being a dog is getting to eat all your friends’ leftovers. Happy Birthday!
132. When you see a dog walk by in a bow tie and you say to yourself, “I want to be that dog.”
133. So, here’s a little bit of sad news. Your birthday is tomorrow. And we’re sorry to say, but no one will be at the party. 😭😭
134. If it weren’t for my bad dog breath, I would be a better dog.
135. When the whole world is a birthday cake, you gotta stuff your face.
136. Tag someone whose dog is one year older today and never grows up.
137. Here’s to the pup who is always ready for adventure. Happy Birthday!
138. When your dog turns one, she’s officially a big girl. It’s an exciting time to celebrate!
139. This dog turns 8 today and I’m pretty sure she knows it. 😎
140. Happy birthday to this handsome mutt. We hope you have the best day ever!
141. You’re a dog. You’re a good dog. It’s time to celebrate that with some birthday cake.
142. Meet Mr. Presley, an actual dog that happened to be born on Elvis’ birthday. 😉
143. It’s time to celebrate my best friend. Happy birthday, @dog_pet_name
144. I’m not a dog, but I still feel it necessary to bark back at my Instagram bio.
145. Happy birthday to our big boy 🐶🎂 . . . I hope you have a great year full of love and laughter.
146. The best birthday ever. 😊
147. “Woof, Woof.” ☀️
148. Here’s to the best dog in town!
149. Happy birthday to my best friend. I hope you have a great day and all the treats that you dream of!
150. I’m gonna be your best friend for the rest of your life, so pick up your birthday present when you get home.
151. When you see your dog’s face when they get their birthday cake. 😂😂😂
152. Happy birthday, dog! 🎉
153. Happy birthday, pooch! You’re the best.
154. Happy birthday, buddy! You’re just so darn cute and lovable. We love you!
155. So this is how big dogs get to keep their birthday presents.
156. not sure what’s more adorable, this dog or all of your friends.
157. With a caption like this, how can you not want to share this snap on your Instagram feed?
158. We can’t believe you’re one year old today! We love you so much, we could just eat you up.
159. Dogs. They’re a breed.
160. Happy birthday to my best friend, who keeps me in stitches. 😀
161. Happy birthday to my favorite party pooper.
162. The best part of celebrating my birthday is remembering all the times I’ve been kicked out of the doghouse.
163. If dogs could wear pants, they would be jeans.
164. I know how it feels to be human. 😒
165. There’s a birthday party at the end of this tunnel.
166. Who says a dog’s birthday has to be boring? Here are some fun facts on our favorite animals from the ASPCA!
167. When your dog turns one but doesn’t know it yet. 😂😘
168. When your dog turns 1, it’s like it turned into a human and becomes more advanced than you. Happy Birthday, friend!
169. Happy birthday, doggie. I hope this special day makes you feel extra fuzzy 🐕
170. Happy birthday to this A goofy little mutt. You’re the world’s best dog and I love you so much. 🐶🐶🐶
171. It’s not about the dog, it’s about the birthday. 😉
172. Do you count your dog as a family member? 😎💕😭
173. When you get to see your dog’s face on a cake, it’s a moment of pure joy.
174. When your dog is old enough to smile like this, it’s time to party.
175. Happy birthday, Pup. We hope you have a great day. 👶🏼
176. This dog is turning 10 years old today. I can only hope he’s happier than I am.
177. A dog’s age is in dog years.
178. May your birthday be filled with buns and balls 🐶🎉
179. I’m a little bit behaved, a little bit naughty and all the other adjectives fit this day. So happy birthday!!!
180. Happy Birthday to my charming friend, who is the embodiment of pure joy! 🎂
181. When your dog starts to grow up, he’s going to need a lot more love than he used to. Happy Birthday!
182. “You’re not a dog; you’re my favorite doggo! Happy birthday, buddy! 🎈❤️
183. Nothing says I’m having a birthday party like the dog emoji 🐶🎉
184. Happy birthday, little man! You make us swoon with your cuteness. We wish all our dogs were as sweet as you.
185. Today’s your day! You know what that means? It’s a dog’s birthday, and you just figured out how to celebrate it. 😉
186. It’s a dog’s birthday, but it might just be a human birthday too.
187. Happy birthday, doggy! Let’s hope you get more than two years this time around.
188. When your dog is born and you don’t have a name for him yet, just call him “dog” #waggy
189. I’m a birthday dog, who cares what time it is?
190. Dogs are the best. And that includes the ones in this photo. 😻🐶
191. “I just turned 10! Thank you for all the years of love and laughs, it was a special day!”
192. That’s not my real birthday wish, Happy Birthday!
193. I don’t know what kind of dog you have, but I’m pretty sure I’d like one.
194. No one can resist a face like this. 🎂🐶
195. What you don’t know won’t hurt you. 😄