Winter is the season for cozy and comical captions. It’s clear you’re a fan of this season so you probably love a good caption or funny pic with your favorite winter outfit.
Funny Winter Instagram Captions
1. It’s a little bit chilly out there—but we’re staying warm by posting pictures of our favorite winter-themed products. #winterishere
2. It’s the perfect time to get some winter-friendly gear and enjoy some winter activities in a cabin in the woods. #wintervibes
3. One thing’s for sure: when it’s cold outside and you’re stuck inside, it’s a very good time to try to be funny.
4. It’s all about the frosted tips. #WINTERPRIDE
5. The most fun you can have in the snow. 🎉
6. One of the best things about the winter is how you can be warm while wearing a puffy coat. 😛
7. Winter is here, but don’t you worry—we got your back!
8. Snow fort building is fun, but snowball fightin’ is the best.
9. Snow, snow, snow…and more snow. We can’t wait to see what’s in store for us this winter! #SnowDays
10. Snow days are for sippin on hot chocolate and watching Netflix.☃️
11. It’s a cold and grey world. But at least we have one thing that’s always warm: You. ❄
12. What’s your favorite way to warm up on a cold day?
13. Snow you can thank us later.
14. The best way to stay warm is to keep the heat on.
15. It’s cold, but it’s a funny kind of cold.
16. Winter is the perfect time to be creative and have fun with your friends. Snap a pic of your snowman and caption it with this caption: “🌲”
17. The best part of being cold? When you can wear your cozy, soft and warm clothes. #wintryweather
18. It’s not “winter” it’s just “snap”
19. Let’s get this winter off to a warm and cozy start by chilling in our hot tub.
20. Winter is coming and we’re barfing on it.
21. We’re not even kidding. This winter is crazy! 🤨👀
22. Stick to your guns when the temperature drops and stay warm.
23. Snowy day = less work, more fun
24. When you’re ready to come home, but it’s still snowing.
25. Ah, the winter chill. It’s like the feeling is all over me. I feel extra cold, even when I’m all bundled up.
26. So much snow. We have to wait for it to melt.
27. Hey! It’s cold outside, but it’s a great excuse to do this on a Monday.
28. Who knows what the weather’s going to bring, but we’re ready for whatever it throws our way.
29. Don’t worry, it’s still summer out here. ☀
30. “A day without laughter is a day wasted. ”
31. We’re all about easy, breezy Instagram captioning this winter.
32. Winter isn’t just a time of year to wear gloves—it’s also when you finally have time to post a photo on Instagram.
33. The only time of year you should feel bad about your smile is when it’s this cold.
34. We recommend that you always keep on hand a big bag of winter-themed stickers.
35. It’s the season of white wine, candlelight, and Instagram captions.
36. HAPPY WINTER! 🎅🏼 We’re excited to see what winter brings this year. Stay warm guys.
37. Winter is coming, and we’ll be ready. 🌲💦
38. Winter is coming. And we’re ready. 🏔️
39. It’s like getting chills when you open your lids to find sunlight instead of snow. It’s a little unexpected but the best part? We’re only a few weeks away from spring! 🌄
40. We’ll see you in the snow. 😉
41. No matter how cold it gets, we’re still riding the snow.
42. The coldest winter has arrived.
43. Tis the season to be jolly, but also to be…more jolly! 😊🎄
44. I’m so cold I can’t even feel bad anymore. ☕
45. Gettin’ down to the nitty-gritty of the season 😎
46. It’s a winter wonderland of funny captions, pictures, and memes.
47. You don’t have to work hard to get your winter treats—just do the opposite of the rest of us.
48. Winter’s a time for bonding with friends and family over hot chocolate, cozy sweaters, and cuddling under blankets. It’s also the perfect time to break out the Netflix and chill. 😎
49. Oh winter, you are the best. ❄️🌨
50. It’s snowing, it’s falling and I’m frozen. We love this winter time 🍂
51. The coldest part of winter is this tweet. ❄️
52. Winter has officially arrived, and these are some of our favorite things to do with it!
53. This winter, it’s all about warm memories.
54. Not quite sure what to do with that extra hour of daylight? Well, you’re in luck! Instagram is here to help.
55. Enjoying those last snow days with a hot cup of tea and a good book.
56. When you have to bundle up in layers because of the wind.
57. Snowing in New York and I’m still smiling.
58. It’s over. It’s freezing, but we’ll be back soon! Here’s hoping that no one dies in the mean time, cause we’re all gonna want to keep drinking 🍻 🎈
59. Because we all secretly want to be a kid again. 😜
60. I wish for this season to be like the first day of school: exciting and a little bit terrifying.
61. The joys of winter. A frozen chain link fence, a cozy fireplace, and the promise of a fabulous fall weekend ahead 🧘♀️🍂
62. Snowball fightin’ time in the #winteriscoming.
63. Winter is coming, so we’re getting cozy. 😎
64. It’s so cold outside that we’ve already been forced to wear our winter coats inside.
65. My winter beard has so much layers, sometimes I forget to shave the bottom layer.
66. The sweetest little snowflakes have a surprisingly big impact. Good morning!
67. Nothing beats the feeling of getting stuck in a snow bank for an hour, just to get home at the end of the day and find a fresh coat of snow on the ground.
68. The snow is slowly falling down. The trees and the grass are covered with white flakes. The cold wind is blowing and everything smells like Christmas! ☃🎄
69. The snowman has a snowball fight with himself in the middle of summer.
70. When you’ve got a chill problem and the only thing to do is stay in and watch Netflix on repeat. 🎉
71. It’s cold out, so let’s shoot some hoops.
72. No matter how hard you try, we don’t think we’ll ever get used to this weather.
73. It’s cold outside, but I just want to spend the whole night by your side.
74. The snow is beautiful, but the icicles are sharper.
75. I’m ready to enjoy the season, but where’s that snow???
76. When you’re too cold to attempt a selfie but just had to post this caption…
77. I hate winter, but I love how much everyone loves winter.
78. Winter is the best time to be in a coma. #WinterIsHere
79. The only thing better than a winter day is a winter day with laughter. #laughterisgood
80. Winter has officially hit us like a wall. We’re all looking for ways to stay warm and cozy without having to wrap ourselves in blankets & hot cocoa. What are you doing?
81. It’s cold outside, but we’re not letting it get us down. Keep those conversations going with these jokes that’ll have you laughing through the season.
82. Hitting the slopes today? Make sure to keep your head warm with a good #cosmetics!👍
83. Winter is coming, and we’re ready.
84. Hmmmm. What’s a girl to do when the weather is snowing like crazy? Go snowshoeing of course!
85. Winter is coming. Grab your coat and let’s walk for a bit.
86. When it’s -5 degrees and you have to walk five blocks to get to work.
87. When you’re feeling extra crispy.
88. Snow falls in white silence. It is only the wind that remains to remind us of the cold, quiet joys of winter.
89. A little ice makes everything better.
90. we’re about to get this party started.
91. The best part of #WinterIsHere? The opportunity to wear cute winter outfits every day.
92. It’s not just the cold that makes this winter so bleak. It’s also the fact that all of your favorite memes are abandoning you in favor of a more colorful life.
93. Cold weather doesn’t have to be a drag. Break out of your winter blues with these simple, low-key ways to stay warm. 😎
94. How we spend our winters, you’ll never know. 😎
95. Time for a little fun in the snow. 😎
96. The only thing we’re really good at is shoveling snow.
97. The snow is falling, our hearts are warming. The holidays are here and we’re ready for a little fun!
98. As the snow falls and the temperature drops, we make our way to the nearest bar for a warm cocktail.
99. What’s the big deal? It’s just a snow day!
100. Winter is not coming. It’s already here.
101. Can’t wait for the snow to come 🌨
102. I’ve always wanted to have a winter vacation at sea. Now it’s real.
103. Snowing in Miami, but we’re still living our best lives. 😎
104. The most beautiful time of the year is here, and it feels like a blizzard. 😎
105. Snow Day is a thing.
106. You know what’s better than a warm drink? A cold funny caption.
107. The only thing better than winter is the new snow joke.
108. Perfect winter morning with a cup of coffee and our winter-themed mug. 😎🌨
109. Can’t wait to see what you come up with for #WinterWear. We’ll be keeping an eye out.
110. There’s nothing like a good snow ball fight to help you forget about the first few days of the year.
111. Never a dull moment when you’re on the slopes. 😎
112. Winter is here and so am I!🎄😎
113. You’ll never get cold by being too warm (get it?)#winter
114. Don’t let the cold get you down, grab a hot cocoa, snuggle up and enjoy the season. ☃
115. Freaking out over the fact that it’s cold outside. Need to wear a coat and decorate my home with festive snowflakes.
116. Cold enough for you? 😂☀️🥶
117. It’s not even cold yet, but my hands are already turning white.
118. Aaaah, the winter blues are lifting.
119. We finally made it! It’s been a long winter, but we’re ready for spring.
120. Life is a series of funny moments. Life is more fun when you don’t take life too seriously. Life is too short to not laugh!
121. We’re not sure if the world is ending, but at least we have these funny winter Instagram captions to help you survive. 😂
122. the best way to warm up? with a cup of coffee and a funny Instagram caption.
123. When you type a winter caption but end up with a summer caption 😆
124. We’re all just trying to survive the frigid winter, but these funny captions make it a little bit more bearable 😜
125. Winter is coming. But first, we need to make sure you have the perfect winter outfit for your next trip to the slopes.
126. It’s a little bit too cold outside to be sporting a pout. Here’s something you can wear instead that will keep your lips nice and warm.
127. The holidays are just around the corner and we at @CarrotsInc would like to remind you that our carrot cake is a perfect gift for any occasion.
128. Living in a house made of snow and ice feels very romantic.
129. Let the snowflakes fall where they may—I’m doing my best to stay warm. ❄️
130. It’s cold outside but we’re prepared for it. We’ve got our Gumboots and a great pair of socks 👜
131. It’s not a winter without a little snow! 🥶🍁
132. Here comes the cold weather, here comes the snow. Here we are with our cheers and cheers! Happy Holidays to you!
133. When it’s cold outside, but your beverage is warm.
134. I love that we’ve made it through the winter and still have summer. 🍂
135. Getting cozy with our fave things 🤩😎😘
136. It’s just a snap from outside your window, but with an Instagram caption like this, it makes you feel warm and cozy (in the best way). ❄
137. What do you do when it’s snowing out? Tag someone who’s stuck. 😉
138. The only thing better than staring at a snowflake is staring at a snowball.
139. When the snow is falling and you’re getting cozy, it’s okay to forget your resolutions.
140. Wet, cold, and without a thing to do. Winter has definitely arrived.
141. It’s not that we don’t want you to come for a visit—it’s more like it’s too cold for us to go out.
142. I’m not sure my life is ready for winter. I just….I can’t wait to see what this season has in store for us.
143. This cold weather has us all in a bit of a wintery mood. We’re feeling the need to watch some movies or have hot chocolate at night! Let’s wrap up this weekend with a little bit of everything.
144. When the snow is coming down, you are having an epic day.
145. Good morning! It’s time to start the day with an ice cream cone and a warm smile.
146. The only thing better than a warm fire is one that’s lit by your friends.
147. I got cold, and it’s not even winter. 😱
148. When you order a hot cocoa and get this.
149. Don’t worry, it’s only February.
150. This sweater is so cozy I wish I could fit into it. 😉
151. Funny, wintry caption to post on Instagram.
152. The best thing about winter is the chance to be silly.
153. The best thing about winter: the fact that it’s not summer anymore.
154. Snow’s just more fun when you can enjoy it with friends.
155. Winter has officially arrived. I’m not even mad about it. 😂💦
156. Your winter dreams just got a little bit sweeter.
157. You gotta laugh in the winter, or else you’ll cry in the rain.
158. When you’re in the depths of winter, it’s hard to believe that summer is just around the corner. But if you look closely enough, you’ll be able to see the signs of a thaw: flowers blooming and birds singing. We’re not sure what’s up with the weather in this part of the country but at least we have something to look forward to!
159. Hey, you want to come in? I just finished my snowman.
160. Time to get cozy with a hot mug of coffee and all my favorite things…😉☕
161. Oh, the weather outside is frightful! But the fire in this mug is cozy as a bug in a rug.
162. It’s not the season, it’s the outfit.
163. It’s not just the cold weather that makes us feel a little blue. It’s also the people who make us feel like we should shut up and buy a new hat.
164. Don’t you just hate it when you’re stuck in a traffic jam on the way to work?
165. You’ve got to be a little crazy to be a mother, but you’ve got to be just as crazy to be a single mom.
166. Get ready for a good laugh this winter. Tag us if you did, too!
167. When life gives you snow, take a selfie.😍
168. Hey, this snow is fun. But what are you doing on Saturday? 😎
169. We are so jealous of this winter that we can’t even say it out loud.
170. Every winter, the best part of waking up has nothing to do with coffee and everything to do with the excitement of a fresh coat of snow. 😊
171. Just when you thought you were ready for winter, it sneaks in and steals your heart. ☀💛
172. Winter is here to stay, but we can make it a little more bearable.
173. Four minute snowfall, twice as much fun.
174. Winter is coming, but we’re already over it.
175. If you’re going to be cold, at least try to look stylish.
176. There’s no place like home. Unless your house is cold as hell 😂
177. Winter is a perfect time to let go of the summer and embrace a new season 🦋🌧
178. #Winter is here. Time to dig into some #soup, and make it a bowlful of #win 🍜
179. When you’re cold, but still need coffee.
180. It’s still February, but we’re already thinking about summer. 😎
181. Hey, winter. Think fast, because you’re not going to get away with this.
182. This is how we spend our winter nights. 😍
183. Let’s be honest. A lot of us struggle with winter blues and it’s important to take (or make) a holiday break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. #WinterBlues
184. It’s a very #WinterWonderland out here. 😂
185. A day at the park ☯☕️ is the best way to spend a winter day.
186. Frosty cold days. Snow & heat waves of winter. We’re here for you on this one!
187. snowflakes are beautiful but icicles are better 😉
188. Winter’s here, but we’re just not ready.
189. It’s a little snow fallin’ and it’s starting to look like winter. ☁️☃🙏
190. Like a rolling snowball, winter keeps getting bigger, until we’re standing in the middle of it. 🌨
191. It’s a terrible winter today. Be careful out there!
192. Winter is coming. No, the other one.
193. Snowing like a cartoon 🦇
194. there’s snow on the ground and I’m just sitting inside. but there is a big difference between sitting and sloth.
195. When the weather outside is frightful, but your closet is full of fur.
196. This winter, let’s all try to have more fun outside. ☀🌃
197. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of biting into a good winter choco…☃
198. Winter’s here, but I’m still looking for the perfect pair of snow boots.
199. The snow is so fluffy and fun. You’re gonna need a shovel to get rid of all this sweetness.
200. The perfect way to say “Happy New Year” while you’re freezing your a** off.
201. It’s officially time for another year of snow and ice. Hope you have a fun Winter season!
202. You don’t have to be anywhere to be happy. Just look at this beautiful winter weather we’re having right now.
203. #oneinchpitchperfectbecause when it’s freezing outside and your car is stuck in the snow, you need an excuse to stay inside and watch TV.
204. Life is better when you go outside in the winter.
205. It’s a struggle to find a good Gingerbread Man in the middle of winter.
206. Don’t sweat the small stuff—make room for some of this snow outside.
207. Nothing says winter like a cold front.
208. It’s been a long winter, but it’s finally over.
209. Life is all about the little moments when you look back and think “Man, I didn’t even realize that was happening.”
210. We’ve got a great picture to post… but we’ll let you decide what it is.